passive agressive rambling

i know you weren't wondering, but i left and started banging pots and pans in the kitchen because you were kissing, three feet away from me in a completely silent room. i tried to keep checking my email, but i couldnt. so i did dishes. by the way, you're welcome. i washed your bowls and spoons from the pudding i made and gave you some, but you probably didnt notice that either. carolyn and i decided to stop washing yours and roomate 4's dishes, but i needed to get them out of the way. its hard to do dishes when you guys leave your cereal bowls in the sink all day. oh, number 4? you left rice all over the plates in the dishwasher. unfortunately, our dishwasher is old and stupid, remember? you have to wash the rice and cucumber off of your plates before you put them in.

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