MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAVE SOME MONEYS

i was driving to the nearest atm to deposit rent checks from my roomies, and i realized what we need. we need more drive through atms! no need to get out of the damn car, you just open your window. (of course this wouldnt work if you have window problems like i did for 2 1/2 years) and best of all, you put the deposit or whatever into this capsule thing, stick it in the machine, and it wizzes up through the clear tube into the bank. you can watch it! that was the highlight of my life when i was a child. and the lady in the bank would always wave at us from the second story, and she'd put two lollipops in the canister and send it back down for me and my brother. how cool is that?

one thing we don't need more of is christmas music on the radio. as i was driving, i kept having to turn the channel cause all of the stations were playing like... one normal song and then one christmas song. i thought to myself... why don't they just make one station be the designated christmas music station, and then the rest can play country or pop or boogie-woogle-bugle music like they always do! but then i turned the station again and discovered that someone else had taken my plan and perverted it. (dum dum duuuuhhhhhh) coast 101.3 is playing nothing but christmas musicfor the next 23 days, and evidently they didnt tell the other stations that they have it taken care of. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!