folks, i'm a little scared. roomate #3's boyfriend has an 18,685 word story of their relationship from when they first met 2.5 years ago, to this summer. its on his website.

excerpt:
As we hung out, *roomate #3* tried to help me learn more Spanish. She taught me the different parts of the body and often quizzed me on them. We especially liked the word panza for belly. We made up silly words too, such as esquissible, that reflected the fun of squeezing the other person. This word eventually evolved into the word squissy that we started to use as a nickname for each other. We had a great time making up our own world of squissiness that we could enjoy each other in.

i don't think i'm being mean. i'm not. this is all fact.