Monday, December 01, 2003

there is a very faint, hard to see warning on the side of my thing of shaving cream. the warning is printed in a very slightly darker shade of blue than is used on the background of the can. it isn't exactly obvious.

so, the thing says "WARNING may explode if heated" and there is a little picture of what looks like an asteroid coming through the atmosphere with chunks of space debris coming off.

i went through 8 or 9 cans of this stuff before i noticed the warning.

do you really think that the type of person who would decide to put shaving cream in the microwave oven would happen to notice the faintly printed warning? I dont think so.

this is what i think about every time i shower


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