dude. i know, you're kinda cool what with the in-n-out license plate frame (like mine) and the in-n-out t-shirt, but you're not cool enough that i'll let you park in my parking lot.

IT IS NOT YOUR PARKING LOT

you have one, it is right outside your door. you have 2 spots per apartment, plus an extra in that lot. our lot has one less than two spots per apartment. you park in MY parking lot all the freakin time. our apartments may look the same but they belong to different companies, you see. and.... you don't even park in marked spots. you park in that place that blocks in a car, EVEN THOUGH there were about 6 empty spots at the time.

i don't care that there were empty spots. usually, there aren't and then i cant park like yesterday.

don't try to argue with me. i'm pissed off that i will often drive home after working with 36 ten year olds for 7 hours without pay and not be able to park in my own parking lot because you are an asshat.

i will win this argument. i'm older than you, taller than you, smarter than you, cuter than you, and actually have a legal right to the piece of asphalt you park your cruddy red truck on every week.