i was at another school for a meeting today

off topic:
oh my gosh, they have WINDOWS? no fair! and the teachers all have laptops? and a freaking ELEVATOR? stupid new rich school. with windows. i'm lucky at my school- mine is one of the 11.11111111% of classrooms that have a window to look out of, even though it is covered with metal grating.

okay, so back to what i was saying. i was walking by some classroom and saw a name tag on a desk. some idiot totally named their daughter Shampayne.

Shampayne???????