today i was lazy. well, i wasn't as lazy as i could have been cause i went over to my apt. complex's excercise room for the first time ever and worked out for thirty minutes. i need to get back in shape, regain those sexy muscles and try once again to hit the elusive goal of 137 pounds.

the school nurse in junior high was my mortal enemy. she used to tell me that i should "drink shakes." yeah, and she was obese. i, even though underweight, have never been told by a doctor that i needed to gain weight. yet i valiantly try! maybe that giant box of trader joes truffles will help. later i shall post the total saturated fat in the whole damn can. that will be wonderful.................