what the hell is this? its green... and... it looks like an oily, thin leaf. why is it stuck to the remote? ew, all slimy. oh, carolyn was eating salad in front of the tv again! silly girl, dont you know that you're supposed to lick the remote clean when you're done?

in other news, stephanie's little brother, nathan, is getting married to his girlfriend jen in june. sheesh, these people are college freshmen! steph's mom called me this afternoon... now she'll have two sons, a daughter, a daughter in law, a son in law, and two grandaughters... and shes only 44