hi, ben here again. i know, another shameless plug of my site, but how else will i get readership.

hey, stinkoman. everybody says you're the coolest, and i want to be the coolest too.

nah, man, you can't. you're just a kid.

(for all the tecknogeeks out there, i know i wasn't 100 % accurate with that... so yeah. show me what you got)