i should lie about why i'm covered with band aids and curad scar strips. (trying those on the two raised scars on my arm from previous mole removals)

i was attacked by a gerbil
i was drunk and fell off my balcony into the bushes
i was run over by a truck
i fell down a mine shaft
i mistook my body for the apple i was cutting up
my roomate went psycho
i was in a fight
my stuffed bears came alive last night
i was an extra on a slasher film
i was attacked by mutant jellyfish in the bermuda triangle
i dont remember what happened because i have amnesia