i got a new cell phone today. it's a nokia 3595 with color display and lots of other do dads. polyphonic ringtones (which i hate- sounds like you have a piano in your pants) and my phone... it has a BOWLING game. high score so far- 143. i'm way better at phone bowling than real bowling, you guys!

tommorow i will reveal the pressing issue which i will tirelessly resolve for my faithful readers.
one hint: it protects us from the dirtyness