i was walking on campus today, and this guy totally spit this giant wad of yellow phlegm onto the sidewalk right in front of me. i almost stepped in it and it was SO gross. i really really wanted to tell him that he was rather disgusting and should have at least spit into the dirt, but i didnt. i just gave him a dirty look.

he was a decent looking guy, too. probably he has a girlfriend somewhere who doesn't know that he's a dirty dirty mucus man.