Gidge: poor thomas. if only i was slightly more promiscuose (can't even spell it)
Hobbes: yah and you cant be somethign that you cant spell :-)
Gidge: yes i can
Gidge: i couldn't spell friend until 11th grade
Hobbes: ha ha

Gidge: maybe we can have an affair someday
Gidge: of course, i'd need to spell promiscuous right the first time. (took me four times just then.)
Hobbes: ha ha
Hobbes: aint nothing wrong with an affair
Hobbes: i predict you are married before me though, so it might have to be a long time
Gidge: well, only one person needs to be married to make an affair
Gidge: you'd be my mister. (not mistress)
Hobbes: ok!
Hobbes: that works
Hobbes: cuz you will so be married young
Hobbes: all elementary school teachers are
Gidge: ah, yes
Gidge: except the requisite school hag
Gidge: with the saggy arms
Hobbes: right
Hobbes: i dont see that being you
Gidge: no, i'm too much of a hot chick
Gidge: besides, i could nab you
Gidge: and force you into a quickie marriage
Hobbes: you think so?
Gidge: for the sex
Gidge: yes
Gidge: i think so
Hobbes: ha ha true
Hobbes: hmmmm