it's red ribbon week...

the kindergarten teacher, who is in charge of it, has very interesting things to say to my students every morning when he comes in to talk about it briefly and give out stickers or whatever.

Monday
He says something about staying tobacco, alcohol, and drug free. he then tells my students that its okay if i drink, and comments that "she probably needs a drink after a day with you." so i totally went to a bar later that night. he said it was okay.

Tuesday
he literally said this this morning. i am not joking. "your teacher does drugs on the weekend. she shoots up. thats why she wears long sleeves- to hide the track marks."

what the hell?