I am soooo upset. Did you know that tooth-whitening toothpaste can BLEACH YOUR CLOTHES? Well, it can. It can create gross yellow spots on the boob area of your new green tank top. Ahem.

And the lady at the vet's office was cleaning the exam table while I was in there and she got little spray dots of bleach on my black capris. New black capris. I colored in the dots with permanent marker but if you really look you can tell.

My total clothing purchases this summer consist of two tank tops and two pairs of capris. One of each has bleach on it, even though I never use bleach because I'm afraid of hurting my clothes. Ironic...