transcript of conversation from a few days ago, loosely remembered:

carolyn: "i want my orange juice with extra polyps!"
sarah: "polyps are the things in your intestines. you want pulp."
carolyn: "oh. polyps are full of feces. i was watching this thing about herbal stuff that cleans you out. john wayne... he's dead, right?"
sarah: "um... yeah."
carolyn: "i think its john wayne then, yeah. when he died, he donated his body to science, and they found 30 pounds of poo-poo (edited) in his intestines."
sarah: "30 pounds? that cant be true"
carolyn: "yeah it could be. he was probably fat."
sarah: "if you donated your body to science, wouldnt it be illegal to say your name and then how much poop you had inside you?"