i have two completely different things i wanted to post. so read both okay?

#1- my depressing life
my apartment smells funny
the food in my fridge is mostly bad
i have two sets of dirty dinner dishes in the sink, which consist of exactly the same meal
i managed to actually stain my shirt with tears. i have no idea how this happened. i thought it was just a saying but i have 20 little dark spots on my shirt. its not like i wear mascara or anything.

#2- my funny students
today we made little newspapers that had to do with the story we're reading- an autobiography of michelle kwan. here are some excerpts.

"There are some problems with skating! A little girl was pushed and landed on her head on the skating rink. She is in the Hospital and now she is mental."

"'why are you up so late?'
'cause i had coffee'
'Its 2:00 in the morning'
'Lets go fight against evil'
'I wanna sleep!'
'aw'" (from comic strip which constituted most of the newspaper)

"Oh no! Michelle quits professinal ice skatying. Michelle Kwan is five months pregnit! She says, 'I, sorry, but I think with the baby it will be to much pressure. and that it is time for to take the fall.' Her coach Frank Carrol is leving a statue for her wonderful work and skill."

"She became a senoir skater at the age of tewevle!"