I broke my laptop a bit this morning. It fell about 3 1/2 feet out of my car and onto the asphalt in the school parking lot. The optical mouse steve gave me to use with it was destroyed. The USB plug bent and came apart, and the cord sheared off of it. The computer initially seemed fine, but then turned off and refused to come back on. Thank god I was able to revive it by simply taking out the battery and putting it back in. There is a tiny scratch on the case and the latch mechanism might be broken, but otherwise it seems fine.

Of course, this guy wins, as he ran over his powerbook with a car. And it still worked.