Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Crazy neighbor lady asked me how I'd lost so much weight. She wanted to try whatever diet I'd been on. Um, I haven't lost any weight. I still weigh 135ish, same as I have for the last year...

She was thinking that I must be on some new celebrity-endorsed diet she'd heard about, and was hoping to get the details from me. Doesn't that seem like a few too many assumptions to you? I guess that is just CNL's operating procedure. She also likes to assume that I am trying to steal her man (?) from her. That would be montana man, who is probably 35-40 and wears too-short shorts. Oh my.


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