I live in the awesomest city.

So, uh... my city's mayor is currently out on BAIL after being indicted on criminal charges and BOOKED. Plus, as stated before, it is unbelievable hot. And the crazy man who sells flowers on the side of the road near where I live has one of those my-size barbie hairstyle heads sitting on the top of his van, with flowers surrounding her vacant face. Must take photo.