Ohhhh my goodness. It is 104 degrees right now in San Jose, and the entire town is apparently sold out of fans. I wouldn't need a fan except that I broke mine while simultaneously hurting my finger at 2 am this morning. (When it was 79 degrees.....) It just doesn't GET this hot here normally! In fact, I was able to ascertain that it hasn't been this hot in July since 1988. Steve tried to fix the fan blade my finger got in the way of, but it just won't superglue back on. I'm not having a good day, and there are way bigger reasons than this heat.

Edited: It is now 106 degrees.