Popcorn Eating Innovation

So... we hate getting popcorn butterygrease on our fingers, so sometimes Steve and I just stick our face into the bowl of popcorn and eat it that way. Hey- no one is around to see this behavior! But tonight I came up with the perfect popcorn eating solution. No greasy fingers, and no pig eating from a trough debauchery, either. The answer, my friends, is chopsticks.