my cookie sheets were made by Bake King, king of bakeware

niiiice! scientists have been tracking a flotilla of rubber duckies for 11 years, ever since they were tossed off a cargo ship in a storm.

folks, this is what science is all about.

i think some part of me still has a big crush on chris mueller. chris, you amaze me with quotes like "i don't want to die so much as perish."

i'm not cool enough to say things like that, let alone to have dozens of admirers commenting on my journal. i DO have ben's mom, though, and that makes me quite happy.

you have nice hair, chris.

i love you chris

i miss you chris!!!!!


ben wants me to add that he has nice hair too and i love him too and he says witty things too.

(posting from san luis obispo)

i thought of something genius to post last night, but i forgot it. i'm sorry.

the math department wants to close the section of math that i'm enrolled in, even though i can't take the other one. either i miss half of the classes for the other section or.... ... .. i dont know. maybe i'll have to do the class independently. (and theres a teensey chance they might not close it)

garrgrgjghg

i want babysitting jobs! i found the name of a mother's helper company in slo.... think i'll call them tommorow.

ka rum pum pum. my foot is asleep, and i miss ben. someone is mowing their lawn... i'm supposed to call pg& E to straighten some stuff out, and i'm supposed to call the bradfords so i can take megan, who has cerebral palsy, out to ice cream. foot's tingly. i'll pick up the phone in 15 minutes.

the other day, i went with my mom on her meals on wheels routes
her favorite lady, thora, is 89 and legally blind. she used to sing in hollywood...
she told us a joke.

when i said my name was sarah, she said "oh, my sister-in-law is named sarah. i don't see her much anymore..."
then, with a grin, "because she's dead!"

oh, it was so funny. she's a funny lady

i'm not going to the beach in slo no more...

avila (our closest beach) just was home to california's 10th fatal shark bite since 1950

it says swimmers are advised to stay out of the water, even in pismo

Once again, I've been asked to post. And here goes:

Super Mario Brothers, Hit 80's Video Game?
or Subtle Communist Propaganda Campaign?

What a day.

i'm going home today, so i'll be posting from wonderful irvine.

evidently my parents assumed i'd be there till we left on vacation sept 3. but i wont be... i'm going to be back in slo, hopefully in less than a week.

i dont like packing. i'm terrible at it. i tend to just throw things randomly into laundry hampers or plastic bags instead of using suitcases.

yes! chocolate chips. i have wanted you for days...

um, yeah. watched 28 days later tonight.... i must say, our message about monkeys being evil... very timely.

so folks, monkeys are bad people.



oh, stay until the very end because theres an alternate ending after the credits.

yesterday i put out a fire!

i was walking out to my car, when i realized that there was a flaming object with tons of chemical-smelling black smoke in the parking lot. after staring at it for a few seconds, i decided to put the fire out with a hose and then call the police. a firetruck came, and a police car too... they took a report.

looks like it was a large couch cushion. whoever put it there and set it on fire left a lighter next to it. the police gathered everything up and after about 20 minutes, left.

my mom asked me if they gave me a junior firefighter pin, but they didnt. i guess since i'm an adult, they figured i didnt need it.

as long as i'm around, monkeys will never take over the world

-one of our anti monkey propaganda messages written in chalk on campus.

i couldn't believe it.... nissan's newest tv commercial has as background music "gravity rides everything" by modest mouse.

Gravity Rides Everything
Oh gotta see, gotta know right now
What's that riding on your everything?
It isn't anything at all
Oh gotta see, gotta know right now
What's that writing on your shelf
In the bathrooms and the bad motels?
No one really cared for it at all
Not the gravity plan
Early, early in the morning
It pulls all on down my sore feet
I wanna go back to sleep
In the motions and the things that you say
It all will fall, fall right into place
As fruit drops, flesh it sags
Everything will fall right into place
When we die, some sink and some lay
But at least I don't see you float away
And all the spilt milk, sex and weight
It all will fall, fall right into place

these people scare me.

yesterday, i saw a beautiful butterfly... it was yellow with white and baby blue spots. there was another one too, a little white butterfly. of course, they were both dead on the front end of an SUV.

saw a terrible concert tonight at slo brew

unless it was meant to be a skinny white boy ass showcase... in which case the action was hot. if you were gay.

i think 2 of the 3 bands we saw had singers who were seriously high, and also in desperate need of pants bigger than that which a 11 year old girl might wear.

i hope this guy meant to do what he did, cause if it really was an accident i dont know how he'll live the rest of his life...

tonight felt so good....

pretty sure i passed the rica
free dinner
david's grampa rocked
went to a party
had 1.25 drinks
relaxed
got sleepy
got a ride home
smiling

i know what i posted about that didnt get posted!! (maybe i forgot to push the button) it was about the test i'm taking saturday.... the RICA- Reading Instruction Competence Assesment. i've been studying for it all freakin day, instead of starting weeks ago like a smart person.

i think i'll do fine cause i'm getting like 97% of the practice multiple choice questions right. that means i dont have to worry too much about my essay scores

this test will be crushed beneath my generously sized feet!

Schwarzenegger... heeheehee

whats going on? i swear i posted something and it got deleted. lets update:

i'm doing scrapbooking stuff with my photos
i fell down our stairs (not too far)
i rollerskated in a store with an employee and then hung out with them for an hour

i live a life of leisure.

i'm suprised that neither ben or matt blogged about the one interesting thing i can think of to like telling ya'll.

their new landlord drives charles manson's jeep. evidently jim is the fourth owner, with mr. manson being the original owner.

i kept accidentally hitting my head on the roll bar. i dont think i could own a serial killer's car. it would weird me out. seriously, seriously weird me out.

carolyn derailed grace tonight.

"and lord, please forgive me for killing that insect in church today. it just really needed to die."

after that, there was much laughter.

we got cool sheets for the new bed in my room in irvine.... but alas! it seems that they had 3 holes ripped in them, and the seams were all messed up. what is going on, my friends? big holes in brand new sheets?

"monkeys are bad people. but seeing as you're a monkey, you probably already knew that" -carolyn said this to me at 11.37