Wednesday, April 30, 2003

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Q: What other names are Potato Bugs known by?
A: The common Potato Bug is also known as the Jerusalem cricket. Our Native American friends call him “Woh-tzi-Neh” (Old Bald-Headed Man). In Latin America, he’s “niña de la tierra” (child of the earth). Other names include: Satan's fetus, the Devil's spawn, the Devil's child, the Devil's baby, the Devil's fetus, evil fetus, bald devil fetus, bald fetus of Satan, and earth fetus.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

i'm getting bored of being sick. ya know, its been 11 days...

this afternoon i had an unusually powerful sneeze, which partly escaped and then i had to clean my computer screen

you probably could have lived without knowing that.

Monday, April 28, 2003

i bought a suit from the 60's at the swap meet yesterday. its medium blue, similar in style to that picture. (except that i have a head, and i'm not quite that pale.) it has a pencil skirt, a little sleeveless top, and a jacket with ribbed lines accross it. oh so cool! all i need now is a pillbox hat.

cost me 4 dollars, too. i think the guy was being nice to me.
but its costing me 15 dollars to get the three pieces dry cleaned. grrr!!!

Sunday, April 27, 2003

meg ryan's birth name was Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra.
hmmmm. thats a lot of names.

Saturday, April 26, 2003

okay... whaaaaaaat?

someone just shot off illegal mexican fireworks outside. they went up up up and burst. carolyn says you shoot them out like a rocket or gun or something. i had no idea that people shot illegal fireworks that big!! i thought ones people did didnt go more than say 10, 20 feet. these ones... yeah. looked like fourth of july for a minute.

Friday, April 25, 2003

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap and you dissapear

Thursday, April 24, 2003

Man who walks backwards around lake falls in

A Chinese pensioner who exercises by walking backwards around a lake had to be rescued after he lost concentration and fell in.
China Daily, quoting the Beijing Times, says Yan, 72, was saved by other exercising senior citizens.
He was performing his daily routine of walking backwards around Bayi Lake which he believes is good for his health.
But Yan, who was apparently counting his steps instead of checking his surroundings, miscalculated and fell backwards.
Three other fitness enthusiasts saved him and took him to hospital, where he received three stitches on his head.

Story filed: 11:55 Wednesday 23rd April 2003

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

sometimes i dont understand my roomate. she thinks that in-vitro fertilization is equal to abortion. huh?

and i dont think she needs to decide right now what she will do if she and her boyfriend can't have children when they're married. okay, so the plan is that they will adopt children if they can't have any. (carolyn's decision. i dont think her boyfriend has a problem with artificial insemination)

okay, chances aren't that big that you will be infertile. and why worry about it two years before you're going to get married!?

payless shoes, i love you. you will give me a red shoe and i will be happy.

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

shan't is a very lovely word.

in other news.... i'm not too crazy!

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Monday, April 21, 2003

i just checked my hits counter and was amazed to see that i have had 36 visitors so far, with 62 (+/- 4) expected by the end of the day.

"oh, cool!" i thought, "maybe some nifty blogger linked me today!" but i investegated and this is not so. most of my visitors seem to have come from search engines, looking for a information about playing a certain sport without their clothing. i think that this article from is the culprit... i randomly saw the link to it myself, right before i checked my counter....

i hope that at least some people are more interested in my site and read around a bit. silly people.

now i'm sicker than i was before! anyone want to help me out with
making a book
studying for a test
reading a chapter
doing a study guide
writing a journal review
Its all due tommorow. AHhhHHhhhhH

Sunday, April 20, 2003

i had a pretty good easter. i woke up not nearly as sick as i was yesterday, and ben and i went to the easter service at calvary chapel slo. it was outside, and i would have enjoyed it more if the weather hadnt been so wonderful (aka very sunny) and i was worried about sunburn. afterwards, they had a barbeque and a bounce house for the kids. very cool

and i love little girls in their easter dresses.

Saturday, April 19, 2003

i can tell you, almost passing out in the shower is not a fun way to start your day

i should have known better, too. i'm sick, and i hadnt eaten breakfast yet... double no no. the low blood pressure/ low blood sugar thing can really throw you for a loop

Friday, April 18, 2003

"It was like a kind of latter-day Goldilocks and The Three Bears, except the sleeping drunk had dark hair and we are not a family of woodland bears."

Thursday, April 17, 2003

holes, an awesome childrens book i've read, is now a MOVIE! it comes out tommorow and i want to see it! i also neeeeeed to see "talk to her", at the palm. who's up for a movie?

in other news, carolyn let me have a smirnoff but dont tell keith.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

why is picking your nose have to be such a bad thing? i mean, dude.... what if you blow your nose and its like STILL THERE. if you wash your hands and dont stick it on your friend's chair, why is it so unsanitary?

i mean, there are some people who need some talkin' to. like this guy named john that i had to sit next to in 5th grade... 1992 baby. he was such a nerd. he wore neon mc hammer wannabe pants and those things that kept your glasses on your head. he had some strange habits. one was coloring in a certain pair of his pants with a red pen. he'd sit there and fill in geometric areas all the damn time. he also had this neon yellow peice of paper in his desk. he stuck his boogers on it and KEPT them

he was proud of himself.
i didnt really like sitting with him at all.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

chris turns 21 today. theres pictures of him drinking champagne! how scandalous. go check it out

i got spray adhesive on my fingers today at work. it was great.


Monday, April 14, 2003

the laundry machines are having problems again. supposedly a plumber-dude fixed them last week, but alas! the laundry room flooded when i tried to do my wash. looks like i'll only get 1/3 of it done. i'd rather not wade through inch deep water more than i already have to.

i should stop reading the news. it just makes things worse.

i am very smart. i just solved my own problem. okay.... so i was thinking "gee... why aren't there any charges from Aida's Bookstore on my bill? i bought textbooks there." so i get my receipts. okay, 126 dollars worth of charges and a 30 dollar return.......................

i'm calling my credit card company back.

126 dollars worth of charges. and a 30 dollar return. to my credit card.
which wouldnt be that wierd except that i have never heard of the company that i seem to have been doing buisness with.

some place that sells technological things to bookstores... like inventory management systems and handheld price checkers.

dammit. i had to put my credit card account on hold, and i have to fill out a dispute form tommorow at the bank. GGARDHHJGHJGDJGKUSDGHBJ<

Sunday, April 13, 2003

Is my Blog HOT or NOT? HAhahahaha. how hi-larious.

Saturday, April 12, 2003

so emo.

i went to ventura last night and saw yellowcard, further seems forever, the juliana theory, and the ataris.

yellowcard was so so soooooo awesome. they bounced around and played the violin... yes. i'm very glad i got to see them.
further seems forever wasnt good. i liked them better with their old vocalist. this one was a whiner. he stopped the concert to tell a girl in the audience that her behavior was "ruining the concert" for him, and made the security gaurds remove her. (she was pushing people or fighting or something)
the juliana theroy singer had a tight black disco pants thing going on, and it was verynice. but you could tell he liked himself a lot.
the ataris were good. they played all the songs i was hoping they'd play, and he dragged his wife over during "san dimas high school football rules"... it was muy cute.

got home at 2 am. slept.

Friday, April 11, 2003

music is so good..... i want to turn this song up and go lay down on my bed and close my eyes.

(alison krauss & union station- the lucky one)

Thursday, April 10, 2003

i have a brand new computer, folks! my files have yet to be transfered from the old one, but i am very happy. this computer is much fastAr. and it has 17 times more hard drive space than my old computer. (now, 120 GB) and that my friends, is wonderful

it does things like a normal computer. like defragment. shut down. play music. load web pages. stay on for more than an hour and a half without freaking out.

i'm in heaven

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

i need to buy more band aids. yes. more band aids.

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

oh yes. yes, THIS rocks so hard. its like sunday school, but kinda on drugs.

Monday, April 07, 2003

i was walking back from class and met a cute boy named andrew. we talked about the benefits of sunscreen, and the field of dermatology. my new friend andrew has light blondish red curly little boy hair, which is why he is a cute boy. he evidently lives in my apartment complex.

i dont like meeting cute boys because i have a Cute Boy of my own, and it makes me feel silly. its retarded because if i work my Cute Boy into the conversation its wierd, but if i dont its even wierder.

Sunday, April 06, 2003

aaah! a bad thing about having cable internet is that when i need to do school stuff, the internet is right there! at least with dial-up you have a minute of connection time in which to feel guilty and press cancel.

Saturday, April 05, 2003

i should lie about why i'm covered with band aids and curad scar strips. (trying those on the two raised scars on my arm from previous mole removals)

i was attacked by a gerbil
i was drunk and fell off my balcony into the bushes
i was run over by a truck
i fell down a mine shaft
i mistook my body for the apple i was cutting up
my roomate went psycho
i was in a fight
my stuffed bears came alive last night
i was an extra on a slasher film
i was attacked by mutant jellyfish in the bermuda triangle
i dont remember what happened because i have amnesia

Friday, April 04, 2003

three band-aids, and one huge peice of gauze taped onto me. i love going to the dermatologist.

i have to go once a year to check my moles. :oP make sure none of them have joined the daaaaark side. and usually, they want to take a couple off just for fun. (they must be the ones having fun)

naw, it wasnt so bad. and i got complemented on my toughness, and given kiddie band-aids.

Thursday, April 03, 2003

there should be more stories like this

so i FINALLY got an email back from my credential analyst. i emailed her february 24. it seems that i do not need half the classes i am enrolled in this quarter. this means that if she had emailed me back in a timely manner, i would have been able to arrange my schedule so that i could graduate in fall instead of winter...

oh well.

at least she didnt tell me i was short classes.

so i'm going to drop english 350- the modern novel, and keep english 360- adolecent literature, just for shits and giggles. this leaves sarah with 12 units! and sarah, as we all know, is not used to taking only 12 units. woohoo! but, to occupy myself, i will do my level 1 technology certification this quarter. (look- i have to do an incredible amount of junk to prove i can send emails and use technology in the classroom etc.) i could take a 3 unit class that would take care of it, but it makes my schedule unhappy. i dont want a second four hour night class.

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

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Tuesday, April 01, 2003

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i love bulk email

impressive. i am the only website listed if you search google for "abnormally tall girl." wow... i feel so special and clinically wierd.\

in other news, today is my half birthday! i am 20 1/2 years old now. and no one gave me half a present or half a cake. oh well, i guess only my mommy loves me that much.

having class 5-9 pm sucks.